Kube uMsombuluko omuncu ku-Big Apple kuleli sonto njengoba ucingo lokugcina olukhokhelwayo lususiwe endaweni ye-Times Square emaphakathi nedolobha laseManhattan futhi lakhishwa njengenqwaba kadoti.Kufanele kube semnyuziyamu, ucabanga ukuthi, uma ufana nathi.Ungakhathazeki, yilokho kanye laba ababili ababheke kukho.
Konke kwaqala ngo-2014 lapho iMeya u-De Blasio ithembisa ukuphusha umqondo wokusetshenziswa komgwaqo esikhathini esizayo.Kusukela lapho, izingcingo ezikhokhelwayo eDolobheni laseNew York zithathelwe indawo ngokuhlelekile cishe ngamakhiwokhi e-Link Wi-Fi angu-2,000 ahlinzeka ngezingcingo zasekhaya zamahhala, ukushaja idivayisi, kanye, kanye nokufinyelela ku-inthanethi.Baphinde banikeze ulwazi lwesimo sezulu, ithrafikhi kanye nolwazi lwezindaba zomphakathi.
Idolobhana futhi linamafoni amaningana ayimfihlo, ngakho uSuperman usadinga indawo ethile ukuze ashintshe ngenkathi uBill noTed bengaqhubeka nokugoduka.Nokho, uma udinga ukushaya ucingo futhi ungenalutho ongaya kuyo, ikhiyoski yesixhumanisi ingeyakho.
Noma indweba yakho ye-Cap'n Crunch ingasebenzi emashumini eminyaka, kusewusuku oludabukisayo emlandweni ku-Jolly Wrencher, omdlalo wakhe wokuqala wawumayelana nebhokisi elibomvu elidala.Sibone izingcingo ezikhokhelwayo ziqhubeka nokuba khona njengobuciko, ngakho lokho kuwuphawu oluhle.
Ukwehla okuqhubekayo kwamafoni okukhokha sekuneminyaka embalwa kuqhubeka."Indlunkulu" e-Gardena, eCalifornia.Gcina amathreyi efoni yokukhokha asusiwe endaweni yokupaka ngemuva kwawo isikhashana.Eminyakeni embalwa edlule, umagazini we-2600 wawunesithombe salaba bahle abalahliwe (isithombe sami).Ikhiyoski ye-Wi-Fi okukhulunywe ngayo ngenhla ibonakala isithathe umsebenzi wokushaya ucingo ekhaya.Ngibone amadokodo efoni ye-WiFi e-Australia nase-Japan.
Ijenali endala 2600. Izithombe zalezi zimangaliso zomphakathi zisekhona futhi manje ziyisikhumbuzo.Ezokuxhumana zishintshe kakhulu.Kusukela kumabanga wezingcingo, izindleko zebanga elide, olayini bedatha, olayini befoni nokuningi.Ngangivame ukukopela imali ekolishi nge-slot endala yemali enomugqa omnyama noma ophuzi.
Ah, izinkumbulo.
Ngisho naku-movie yokuqala ka-Christopher Reeves ka-Superman, wayenenkinga yokuthola indawo yocingo.Wathola ucingo olukhokhelwayo, kodwa kwakuyifoni engenalo idokodo.
Usho ukuthi ngeke besakwazi ukwenza isigcawu sakudala sikaSuperman [uthola ukuthi awekho amadokodo efoni aphelele eManhattan?
Ndawana thize lapha nginebhokisi elibomvu engilenze nge-AT&T autodialer. Ndawana thize lapha nginebhokisi elibomvu engilenze nge-AT&T autodialer. Где-то здесь у меня есть красная коробка, которую я сделал из автодозвона AT&T. Ndawana thize lapha nginebhokisi elibomvu engilenze ngokudayela kwe-AT&T.在這附近的某个地方，我有一个用AT&T 自动拨号器制作的红色盒子. I-AT&T 自动拨号器制作的红色盒子. Где-то здесь у меня есть красная коробка с автодозвоном AT&T. Nginebhokisi lokudayela le-AT&T elibomvu endaweni ethile.Ngenkathi ngilapho, ngamyisa engqungqutheleni ka-2600 eWashington DC futhi ngamukelwa kahle.Ngathenga okokudayila kumkhosi we-Dayton ham (kwakungeyona i-Hamvention, kwakuse-Hara Arena, kodwa kwakungo-August noma okuthile) futhi ngangingazi ukuthi kuzosebenza yini, ngakho ngisanda kuyithenga.
Lapho ngithuthela eminyakeni embalwa edlule, ngathola endala endaweni yokudlela.Maye, ngishiye ibhethri ngaphakathi.Ngaphandle kwalokho, okuqukethwe okungu-2600 kusafana?Esikhathini eside esidlule ngahambela umhlangano eNew York, endaweni ethile ngaleso sikhathi umshini we-Metrocard wawusobala.
Ngisawathenga omagazini futhi yebo, ngihlangana kamuva ohlwini.Nokho, njengezinto eziningi, akukho okuningi okwedlule.
UBig Brother uyawina kancane.Maduze impilo yansuku zonke ngeke yenzeke ngaphandle kwe-smartphone edlulisela konke okwenzayo, igama ngalinye ku-Google, Samsung, Apple, Winnie the Pooh kanye ne-NSA.
Esikhathini esingengakanani esidlule, kunesikhathi lapho abantu base-GDR babeka ukuphila kwabo engozini ukuze bagweme lokhu kugadwa okucasulayo.
Ukukhononda ngomakhalekhukhwini kufana nokukhononda ngemodemu ye-Inthanethi.Ukuze bobabili basebenze, badinga ingqalasizinda engekho ngaphansi kokulawulwa muntu.Umbhoshongo weseli wangaphambili, i-DSLAM yangemuva noma okulinganayo.Uma abantu bekhathazekile ngomfowabo omdala noma omncane kuzomele bahoxe emphakathini.Ukuzimela ngokuphelele.
Uma unomakhalekhukhwini, uhlale ukulandelela, hhayi iwebhusayithi yakho (okubi ngokwanele).
Kuya ngokuya kuhlanya.Uhlelo lokusebenza lwe-Corona luyisibonelo, ukusetha amalungelo okufinyelela ngisho nomazisi bedijithali noma ama-akhawunti asebhange aku-inthanethi kuncike kakhulu kuma-smartphone.Omakhalekhukhwini abajwayelekile awasaneli, kanjalo ne-SMS/imiyalezo yombhalo.
Ngakho-ke yebo, uma ungasebenzisi ifoni yakho namuhla, ukhawulelwe kakhulu.Ukufinyelela i-inthanethi kukodwa akwanele.
Izindaba ziwukuthi, awubalulekile ngokwanele noma awuthakazelisi ngokwanele ukuba othile afune ukukuhlola, ngaphandle kokuthi i-ego yakho elingana nelanga noma i-paranoid schizophrenic auditory hallucinations ikutshela yona.
Kunamandla anele okwenza ikhompuyutha efwini.Akekho okufanele anakekele ukuthi usebenzisa le datha ngezinye izinjongo.
Buza zonke lezo zimbuzi ezihlakaniphile ezivalelwe uma zizibheka “njengezibalulekile.”
Cishe lokhu kungamanga, njengoba kunemithetho ekubeka ngokusobala lokhu (futhi kuvame ukuphikiswana ngakho enkantolo), yethula ukubhekwa kwabantu abaningi ngaphandle kokusola noma izizathu.
Akukhona kangako ngokugadwa… kumayelana nokuthi “kungani” ubenawe nhlobo.Angiwufaki uthayi (ngaphandle kwalapho udinga ngempela “induduzo” futhi akekho ozozizwa enesizungu noma angalondekile…).Lapho nje ngithatha umhlalaphansi, ifoni yami iqala ukuqoqa uthuli.Ukuze ungithinte, shiya umlayezo ocingweni lwakho lwasendlini (kahle, intambo yasendlini/ye-inthanethi manje) futhi ngizokuthinta uma ngifika ekhaya, noma ngiyodoba ukuze ningithole… “izimali” ezingadingekile zanyanga zonke “.
Ngikhumbula ngisebenzisa izingcingo ezimbalwa esikhumulweni sezindiza lapho ngihamba nenkampani.Ukuphela kwenkathi.
Umphathi wami unomkhuba wokusula ifoni ekhokhelwayo ngaphambi kokuyisebenzisa.Ngabe sengizitholela ngokwami ukuthi zingaba zinkulu kangakanani.
Ngiyazibuza ukuthi uMshini ungaxhumana kanjani noFinch manje - u-Shah noFusco badinga amafoni abo.
Amafoni omphakathi asawusizo kubantu abanqanyuliwe ku-inthanethi evamile futhi kusemnandi ukudlala nawo.
Ukuba nomakhalekhukhwini kusho ukuthi i-Bieng iku-inthanethi mina nabanye abaningi, icala lami lokusebenzisa i-inthanethi ukuthi i-inthanethi lapho ngihlala khona ayinazo ezinye izindlela, ngiyeke izintambo zasendlini, angikaze ngibe namakhebula, konke ukusebenza kwami nge-inthanethi Ukugcwalisa izinsiza ngiyazama ukwenza kube nzima ukulandelela ngangokunokwenzeka.Kungcono kakhulu ukufaka izinombolo “zamahhala” noma zamahhala kuhabhu yakho ye-Wi-Fi uma kwenzeka kuba nazo zonke izinhlobo zezimo eziphuthumayo namaphutha.
Kodwa ngiyasola ukuthi ekuqaleni bezisetshenziswa abantu abangakabi nalo ucingo emakhaya.Ngakho bagijima baya ekhoneni babiza ikhumbi noma uMalume uBob.Ngo-1972, sasinothisha owayesanda kufika evela e-UK, futhi wathi ucingo lwasekhaya aluvamile njengaseCanada.
Ukushintshela kumafoni okukhokha uma ungekho ekhaya kuzokwenzeka kuphela uma ifoni yasekhaya iba ukulinda.Bese ziyanyamalala uma usebenzisa ucingo.
Zahamba izinsuku lapho abakwaWalton sekumele baye esitolo sika-Ike ukuze basebenzise amafoni abo.Lapho uJim Rockford kufanele ame ocingweni olukhokhayo ukuze ashaye ucingo ngenkathi ejaha umsolwa.
Ngokufika komsakazo, kwavela izingcingo ngisho nasemaphoyiseni.Ekuqaleni, umthumeli wayene-walkie-talkie, kodwa izimoto ezigadayo azikwazanga ukuphendula ku-walkie-talkie, ngakho zama endaweni yocingo.
Ngokusobala, ndawana thize eManhattan, ibhokisi locingo elilodwa noma amabili agcwele usayizi ogcwele avaliwe asekhona.
Angicabangi ukuthi bake basebenzise izindawo zokuhlala zefoni selokhu kwafika i-Google Voice.Asikho isidingo sokubheka othile olalelayo, futhi i-VPN yenza kube nzima ukulandelela kusukela ekunethezekeni kwekhaya lakho.
Izinto ezincane ezihlekisayo, ama-troll (izingane) ezibuza imibuzo “ngokugoba ngokocansi” lapho “ukubonwa kwenkulumo” kuba “into” kodwa kungaphelele.Uhlelo alwazi ukuthi luthini.Athi happy hour.
Ngingowokuzalwa eNew Yorker.Izwa yonke imilayezo mayelana nokususwa, ukususwa.Isehlakalo esidabukisa ngempela.Siyabonga kumbhali ngezithenjwa zikaClark, Bill, Ted, isikhumbuzo esihle sosuku oluhle lwe-Gotham.Njengoba kusho uHawkeye Pierce.“Sizokubona ephepheni elithakazelisayo!”
E-Los Angeles, kwenye yezindawo zethu zokudlela “zesikole esidala,” iPhilip’s (edume ngamasemishi ayo “Isoso YaseFrance”), kunebhokisi locingo lakudala elisefasiteleni kolunye lwezindonga.Sonke isivakashi kufanele singene futhi sithwebule isithombe ozishuthe sona.
Angikhumbuli ngibabona.Kodwa ngokusobala zivela ku-movie, futhi "North by Northwest" ifika engqondweni.Futhi uCharlie.
Bengise-QC Montreal ngehlobo eledlule futhi ngamangala ukuthi banamafoni amaningi akhokhayo - bekusalula ukuwathola.Kukhona cishe eziyi-10 zazo esiteshini esingaphansi komhlaba esisodwa kanye nelilodwa lamabhulokhi angu-2-3 emgwaqeni.Konke kuhamba kahle futhi kusebenza kahle.
cishe eminyakeni eyishumi edlule.Ngivalelwe ngavele ngazibuza ukuthi ngizoyitholaphi ifoni ekhokhayo.Angazi ukuthi bengizokwenzenjani ukube bekungebantu abaseduze nomgwaqo ongaphansi komhlaba.ise-Montreal
Ngokusebenzisa iwebhusayithi yethu namasevisi, uvumela ngokucacile ukubekwa komsebenzi wethu, ukusebenza kanye nokukhangisa kwamakhukhi.funda kabanzi
Isikhathi sokuthumela: Oct-14-2022